3. Wait till the baby monitor crackles with sounds of your kids squawking like baby birds.
b. Rejection - put in REJECT Folder
c. Photog Client - smile huge because they love their rockin' awesome shots.
Photoshop is a God send.
d. Rejection from the-one-and-only-agent-I'd-sell-my-soul-to-the-devil-to-be-her-client.
ii. Blink twice, and read once more.
iii. Make the ugly sobbing sound Clair Dains popularized in ROMEO AND JULIET
10. Rush to Macaroni Grill (one of the three restaurants that I'll actually eat at) and drown sorrows in a big bowl of Penne Rustica.
11. Meander through the Riverwoods, and discover a store created just for me!!! It's all candy and toys and candy. Heaven on earth.