I was thinking to myself how neat it would be
if five lethal characters could hang out with me
five deadly acts that have drawn my attention
five killers that can't go without mention.
First, I'd invite Sydney Bristow the spy
When she wore the red wig, she first caught my eye
There isn't a foe she can't fight and kill.
She'll kick your A if you're up in her grill.
Second, I'd call on my main man Ash
And not just because he'd be just as handsome in a stache'
He's the ice-prince, he's deadly, he'll kill you on sight
But for a girl, he'll go to the end of the earth, and put up a fight.
Third, there's Chuck. If I'm being honest he's no threat,
If he was fighting one of the other characters he wouldn't get my bet.
But he's lovable, and funny, and sometimes he kick's A.
So he makes my list because meeting him would make my day.
Fourth, I was tempted to talk about Noah and not Mara
He's surprisingly alluring despite his girl drama
But she's the real killer in this haunting tale
She's vulnerable, curious, and holding a secret as big as a whale.
Fifth should've been first, because Michael is the man,
Except when he's dancing around like a killer without a tan.
(Ok, so I get that probably applies to the last half of his life,
but the man's Thriller is a genius and it made me want to be his wife)
There you have it, five characters I want to meet.
Killers, well, most of them, but still they'd be cool to greet!
What Lethal persona is the top of your list?
Who would scare your pants off if he came at you out of the mist?