First, my mom goes by Jo even though her name is Julianna. And because she does, we named or little Ruby, Ruby Jo, after my mom. Now that you understand that, you can understand how clever of a child I am when it comes to my mom.
See, she came over for dinner. Why? Well she had some sort of eye-surgery today. So of course there had to be heckling over her, hm hm, appearance.
Finally, like a bolt of lightning hitting me, inspiration came as we sat eating stir fry around the dining table.
I said, "Hey, what do you can an old lady, with white hair, and an eye patch?"
The boys, said in unison, "what?"
Bah ha ha ha. Oh clever me.
Having a pirate as a mom is awesome.