Wednesday, January 14, 2009

PREGNANT?!?

Hey pregnant ladies, first and foremost, CONGRATULATIONS! And, a special shout out to Nikki who is expecting number 5...hooray for you and your belly.

Here are my pregnancy tips:

1. Eat whatever you want. Really, how many times in your life are you going to be pregnant? I say live it up. You are bound to gain weight anyway, so if there is something yummy out there calling your name, go for it.

2. EXERCISE. I honestly believe that my deliveries went so smoothly because I worked out the entire time...I am not saying that you need to be sprinting and squatting 150s, but try to walk around each day. You will feel better, I promise.

3. Take pictures. This is the one thing I regret. I hated being pregnant because I felt like someone hijacked my body and turned it into the good year blimp; thus, no pictures (except Tammy M., a great photog, took an awesome one of me, but really I only have one).

4. DANCE in front of a mirror. One time when I was fully round, I tried dancing like I used to dance when I was all single and lovin' the party scene. It was hysterical, I looked like a giant slug having a seizure...but still very funny. I kind of liked watching it, like when there is a weird smell on your body and you have to keep sniffing it.

THERE ARE MY TIPS FOR SUCCESS, NOW GO FORTH AND BE PREGNANT.

6 SPLURTS:

Nikki said...

Ummm... you weren't supposed to say anything. hahaha

So said...

Ha! I was freaked for a second there when I saw your title in my blog roll.

Carterista said...

You are the funniest freak I know!!! A giant slug having a siezure! I'm seeing you in my head doing one of those M. J. torso rolls you do for aerobic cool-down! LOL! LOL some more!

Nick and Emily said...

ha ha. that's so funny. i used to dance all the time cuz i thought it was so funny. i loved that aspect of my pregnancy, how i could make any dance look hilarious.

JoMamma said...

Congrats Nikki.

eva fhadilah said...

Banned complain !! Complaining only causes life and mind become more severe. Enjoy the rhythm of the problems faced. No matter ga life, not a problem not learn, so enjoy it :)

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