Why? Simply because I cut his hair and I haven't had time to do so in the last year. So Mark got to embrace the 70's and grow out his wavy fro (as pictured above).
So, this last week I figured, why not really rock the 70's look. After a little persuasion, he was shorn like a sheep, sampsoned like Delilah would want it, de-hair-i-fied to look like this:
But his serious man-ness was a little overwhelming after about 30 seconds, so we cut the rest off and now here's the new and improved Mark:
Which "look" do you like best?
a. 70's Fro
b. Mullet Man
c. Clean Cut Mark
I'm leaning toward Mullet Man.
Throw in a wife-beater top and a dirty old truck and he'd have some serious Mullet style.