Friday, December 09, 2011

friday five...prepare yourself

I woke this morning with lots to do,
So I didn't have time to post for you,
But when I sent a bad text today,
Inspiration hit in a funny way.

You know how smart phones have auto correct?
A genius program until it messes up your text.
Auto correct fails can be confusing and lame,
But it's so dang hilarious when your text is insane!

Friday's Five Favorite Auto-Correct Fails:



*Just know that this last one first sickened me because I hate the "N" word. But after I read it I was laughing so hard I nearly peed myself.
 P.s. These were taken from this post:

21 comments:

  1. Jennie Bennett2:30 PM

    Laughing so hard right now! I needed that

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  2. Brekke2:32 PM

    Can't type through the laughter tears....

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  3. Jessie Humphries3:16 PM

    I thought you meant the real N word (yanno the racial slur) until I scrolled to the other N word. Oh how I love a good nipple joke!

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  4. prerna pickett3:18 PM

    thanks for those, I had a really good laugh.

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  5. Charlie N. Holmberg3:24 PM

    Ha ha, I've seen those before, but I wonder if they're real...

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  6. JoMamma3:33 PM

    Those are awesome. I love it. My phone has done some awesome things when I do the speak to text function. I am surprised at how much of a potty mouth I have.

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  7. Cristina3:59 PM

    Those are AWESOME!!!!!! hahahaha! thanks for the laugh!

    and mmm, what do you have against the word nipple?

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  8. Jenny S. Morris4:54 PM

    Cassie sent me the link Wednesday to cheer me up since we had to put the cat down. I laughed so hard reading all of the auto corrects. I think the people at work think I'm crazy.
    Thanks for another laugh. ;)

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  9. i'm erin.5:13 PM

    Christina, I don't know. It just gives me the heebie jeebies. Kind of like the word moist. ugh. nasty.

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  10. Alex J. Cavanaugh5:38 PM

    Those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Rach7:43 PM

    love it. Oh my goodness I am rolling with laughter!

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  12. Megan11:58 PM

    These were great! Thanks for sharing. Love your little poem too!

    Megan @ Storybook Love Affair

    http://storybookloveaffair.blogspot.com

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  13. DEZMOND5:14 AM

    smartphones? I think my own is stupid :) Or lets say technically challenged :)

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  14. i'm erin.8:12 AM

    Jenny, I'm so so so sorry about your cat. I'm such an animal lover. I hope you are feeling better.

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  15. Melissa Pearl10:34 AM

    Hilarious!!! Thank you so much for sharing. Can't wait to show my hubby - he'll get such a kick out of these :)

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  16. Sarah Tokeley10:36 AM

    I love auto correct, so much potential for amusement :-)

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  17. Taffy7:14 AM

    LOL
    Tears of laughter
    Hateyouautocorrect!

    Mine the other day:
    "Can you do a spiritual trough?"
    and "Can you do handbook thighs?"

    (Meg hates the word moist too)

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  18. Chelsea2:31 PM

    Oh my gosh! I think that I'll be laughing for the next week just thinking about this! So so true!

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  19. Paul Tobin2:50 AM

    Very funny post.

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  20. David P. King8:04 AM

    Oh my heck! Where did you ever find these! I need to send some to my sister. :)

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  21. Jay Noel10:09 AM

    I posted one of these on Facebook. I dare anyone to read through these and not laugh.

    And if you do so, you have no soul!

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