Do you remember playing "What's Grosser than Gross" when you were in grade school? No? Well, here's your chance today.
ME: What's Grosser Than Gross?
You: um...I don't know, what?
ME: Coming home and finding two giant piles of Dog Diarrhea on your carpet.
You: ewwwww
ME: What's Grosser than That?
You: um...I don't know.
ME: Dry heaving while cleaning up the two giant piles of Dog Diarrhea, only to kneel (and when I say 'kneel' I really mean fall over into because you are dry heaving so much) a huge, gallon size puddle of DOG PEE!
Today I was honestly feeling bad that my dog is an outside dog. Now that I read your post I am grateful to have an outside pet. YUCK!
ReplyDeletehey erin! bradie here.
ReplyDeletei saw your blog at the top of shanna's list today and i couldn't help myself.
i know your pain. dog diarrhea on the carpet, three different blankets and a dog bed. my sick doggie spent the rest of that night in the bathtub.
yuck yuck yuck.
it's a good thing dogs are cute.
hope that everything else about your day is much cleaner and nicer. :)
You win....that IS grosser that GROSS!
ReplyDeletenothing is grosser than that erin you WIN!
ReplyDeleteWow, I literally just sat down to eat my lunch. Thanks for that./
ReplyDeletethats funny ipo and i said pretty much the same thing at the same time. lol
ReplyDeleteCan I come over and play on your carpet now? Eww. Was this why I saw Bubba out on the street heading down to your moms today? Did he get kicked out of the house?
ReplyDeletehahaha...yes shanna!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Is he sick?
ReplyDeleteHey Ang, I am wondering if he ate something bad...I don't know. on one had I totally feel bad for him, but on the other I am pretty sad about my carpet.
ReplyDeleteOur rotten dog had had runny nasty poop all over our brand new carpet (one week old) the carpet is still stained.
ReplyDeleteoh no rachel, that is terrible! I would be so mad/sad/grossed out.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sidney wonders why I refuse to get a dog......
ReplyDeleteI would FREAK! I should have Jeremy read that and then see if he asks why I'm not ready to have a dog yet. LOL! You are right, that IS grosser than gross! And yes, we played that game often. I don't think anyone ever described your situation.
ReplyDeleteYou totally win, Erin. And I wasn't even playing.
ReplyDeleteWAIT a second. Kristina P reads your blog? DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?
I'm totally jealous if you do.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew! super EEEWWW!!! how long did it take you to clean all that up? I thought potty training two tots at the same time was gross. YOu have it all! you da winnah!
ReplyDeleteWe are part Filipino. I think dog stew is in order.
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